Season 1 _ Creation
Tweaking S1 _ 01
Right ladies and gentlemen, here's the tale;
I come from a week of 7am starts and 5pm finishes, which while I'm aware other people do worse, still has me ruined by Friday.
Which is how I get so messed on a Friday night.
One particular weekend we ruined our mind, bodies and souls over a Fri-Sat combo.
Sunday rolls around and a flat full of very dead men struggled from midday till around 5pm and ten minutes of Dan Rad on the screen "Swiss Army Man" had me out, well out. About an hour of couch snoozing later I packed myself up and head to bed excited for a 12h sleep.
Wide awake at midnight, roughly 7 hours sleep since my slumber on Thursday I was wide.
Another attempt left me both tired and bored doing absolutely nothing until the sun came up.
Rocking up to work at 7 with close to no sleep, coffee called my name, two decent spoonfuls had my hands shaking and my brain not aware of what it's controlling.
I was tweaking, with only a black fine writer and highlighters at my disposal the word was written and filled in. Sleep is key team, sleep is key.
San Fran S1 _ 02
Right ladies and gentlemen, here's the tale;
Our travels through California led us to San Francisco. A quick google for "cheap close bar" led four naive New Zealanders to a place that serves a tasty brew, universally known as beer. Now this concoction was served in pitchers, not "jugs" as we spent ten minutes trying to translate.
Whilst two of our compadres were emptying their bladders, myself and another were approached by two characters out of the normal, a hairdresser and dental assistant, one with green and the other pink hair.
A metric shit ton of drinks, a couple ubers and bars later this magnificent moment happened, well this was the only moment captured on camera. 3/4.
This point of the night precedes myself running from an uber at a red light to vom, another lad chundering in a questionable back alley, all of us sharing a very dainty restroom and a $50 tip to a homeless busker for playing "the gambler" with a plastic bag, four teeth left and a wheelchair for transport.
Murica, Would recommend/10
Tung x OJ S1 _ 03
Right ladies and gentlemen, here's the tale;
So Yung Tungs had Instagram longer than any of the other old boys so when OJ first got it he was bound to talk some mad shit about how Tung didn't have any posts up. This shit talk continued for weeks and weeks, an absolute onslaught of bad calls were made day after day...
One fine day I saw the spark of a lightbulb glimmering above Tungs head, "watch this," seconds later, we were in OJs room, one of us pantless with a SB on their dick and the other taking a photo.
To this date the Tung x OJ incident still remains the only thing @melvin_tung has posted.
Stay salty children, stay salty so magical things like this can happen.